April 21, 2014

April 20, 2014

SUR's 420 Netflix's Watch List

MIMI SEX TAPE DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOVIES AND TV SHOWS LISTED ARE ON MY INSTANT QUEUE.
SOME THINGS LISTED MIGHT NOT BE VISIBLE FORE YOU.


If you're at home, high off your ballsacks, this lovely 420 afternoon  and you have Netflix on your bby flat screen tv in your room, like me, and dont know what to watch .... here are 10 things to possibly watch while flying solo this 420. enjoy!

1. The Boondocks 
If you a real nigga you would be getting caught up with this show to watch the new season premiering tonight. 

2.That 70's Show
Smoke with them when they have the circle talks. 

3. Good Burger
Though this movie gives me the munchies, it's a great childhood movie that happen to love still.
 But I always felt that Kenan&Kel were stonies.  

SPEAKING OF BURGERS ..... 

4.Bob's Burgers
Addicted! 

5.Pulp Fiction 
Great piece of ART. I watch it at least once a month.

6. Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Realest shit ever.

7. ONLY SEASON 1 OF Wilfred 
I don't know why I don't like season 2, I just don't. Sorry.

8.The Wash
 Another real nigga movie to watch. Snoop in it.

9.Reincarnated 
Snoop  Lion? Dogg x VICE doc.

10.How High
Saved the best for LAST!!! gotta watch this, it's in the fucking top 10 potheads movies of all time. 
But if you're a real nigga you already knew that.


Grandmothers Talk About 420



April 19, 2014

Preparing for 420.



So recently, I saw this video:



In it, Lil Wayne shows us how he spent 420 last year (which looks fucking amazing btw) and even urges viewers to send footage of how they spend their 420. Anyways, this of course sparked my mind to travel back and think about my past 420's and tho they were good, like anything if I had prepared it would have been better. So below I have come up with a little list of things that you should do before 420 to insure that it goes supa dupa smoooooth.


This is of course the most important thing of all. I remember one 420 I spent the entire day running around to all these different shops/ different weedmen( first time ever needing to use the plural version of "weedman") and by the time I was done it was late as fuck with no time to even smoke all the weed we had planned to smoke and I was tired as shit, this time not from da indo. So I suggest going to the shop today, cause its gonna be busy as shit tomorrow. Unless you want to partake in those Jesus-like (no Easter pun intended) 420 deals, then get up early. Same goes if you're going the illegal route, hit your weedman up even sooner like NOW cos we all know they are so unreliable. Plus if your weedman happens to be religious his ass might be in church all day tomorrow.


I don't know about you. But when I get the munchies I all of a sudden become real picky about what is gonna please my heightened taste buds so having a bunch of things that are extra tasty to choose from is key on 420. This year it should be relatively easy since it happens to fall on Easter. If your Mom loves you there should be an Easter basket full of goodies to snack on and she should be up at the crack of dawn cooking Easter dinner which will serve PERFECT for when your munchies get real. If you don't have a mother who loves you, well that sucks BUT you now have the opportunity to mooch of someone else's mothers cooking.


Get enough blunts/papers so that there's no need for any unnecessary store runs in the middle of the session to get more. So lets say 5 packs of blunts per person in the session. I mean if you don't use them all that day you will eventually. Next, LIGHTERS! Two lighters per person in the session just to insure that no one fucks up because a lost lighter can be a high blown if there's not another to spark dat blunt in your hand. Keep the grinder/blunt splitter close just for ease but they aren't mandatory.

I guess all this stuff is kinda common sense but when we're high all that shit goes out the window, so just use this shit for reference. Enjoy your Easter and 420!

Side note: If you're at Coachella right now, you have prepared yourself much better than any of the rest of us because you have the opportunity to have the best Easter/420/Coachella experience of a lifetime. You lucky motherfuckers.


March 26, 2014

Letter to McDonald's




McDonald's Corporation
2111 McDonald's Dr.
Oak Brook, IL 60523

Dear Mickey Dees
                        I have been a customer for about 15 years or my life and now I feel like I can be frank with you. McDonald's is like a little piece of heaven to a stoner's appetite, es·pe·cial·ly the dollar menu. When I get the munchies (day or night) I would pull up on you and cop a Sweet Tea and McDouble and pay $2.18, and I love you for that. But let's talk REAL SHIT about one of your number one products, the magical nectar called Sweet Tea. Now we ALL know that McDonald's added the Sweet Tea some years back to draw in the Black Community and it worked, but now we need more. 

THE PLAN:
Time and time again I find myself craving a Large Sweet Tea, but having no way to get to a McDonald's. So as a visionary I thought of a master plan to help the McDonald's franchise make more money (like you guys need it, hahaha) and myself, to get my fix without leaving my house. My Million Dollar Plan is to sell Sweet Tea by the GALLON!!!!! I know, I know, it sounds crazy at first, just let that shit marinate for a minute.

 Everyone loves the Sweet Tea at your restaurants, sells over 700000 a day, so package that bitch and sell it, your numbers will triple in a hour. I'm telling you, Gallons of Sweet Tea will just sell of the shelves faster than any surprise Beyonce album. Think about it.

THE AD:
this ad is product of thefuckingblog.com. 2014.
this ad is product of thefuckingblog.com. 2014.

$$$$PRICING$$$$ 
The price will be simple. One Large Sweet Tea is 30 fl.oz. and a Gallon =128 fl.oz. So that would be around 4 Sweet Teas a gallon and that will be around 5 dollars give or take. 5 bucks is a fair price. 

WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SELL THE TEA?
(you may ask)
The Sweet Tea should be up for sell inside the Wal-Marts and Gas Staions (pictures below) that share their location with McDonald's. You guys at corporate can make that happen?  Right?  


 Now you might be asking how much I want for this brilliant plan.
I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is, 30% of all sells and 3 years of free food at any McDonald's (US). Thanks. 

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If you have any questions I would love to hear them.
email: SURARN420blazeit@gmail.com


Realest Nigga Breathing,
SUR ARN

March 24, 2014

TYLER VS. Q Twitter Beef?





We don't know whats happening in this convo, are they playing or nah?
 Didn't they just do a song together?
#CONFUSED  

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