March 26, 2014

Letter to McDonald's




McDonald's Corporation
2111 McDonald's Dr.
Oak Brook, IL 60523

Dear Mickey Dees
                        I have been a customer for about 15 years or my life and now I feel like I can be frank with you. McDonald's is like a little piece of heaven to a stoner's appetite, es·pe·cial·ly the dollar menu. When I get the munchies (day or night) I would pull up on you and cop a Sweet Tea and McDouble and pay $2.18, and I love you for that. But let's talk REAL SHIT about one of your number one products, the magical nectar called Sweet Tea. Now we ALL know that McDonald's added the Sweet Tea some years back to draw in the Black Community and it worked, but now we need more. 

THE PLAN:
Time and time again I find myself craving a Large Sweet Tea, but having no way to get to a McDonald's. So as a visionary I thought of a master plan to help the McDonald's franchise make more money (like you guys need it, hahaha) and myself, to get my fix without leaving my house. My Million Dollar Plan is to sell Sweet Tea by the GALLON!!!!! I know, I know, it sounds crazy at first, just let that shit marinate for a minute.

 Everyone loves the Sweet Tea at your restaurants, sells over 700000 a day, so package that bitch and sell it, your numbers will triple in a hour. I'm telling you, Gallons of Sweet Tea will just sell of the shelves faster than any surprise Beyonce album. Think about it.

THE AD:
this ad is product of thefuckingblog.com. 2014.
this ad is product of thefuckingblog.com. 2014.

$$$$PRICING$$$$ 
The price will be simple. One Large Sweet Tea is 30 fl.oz. and a Gallon =128 fl.oz. So that would be around 4 Sweet Teas a gallon and that will be around 5 dollars give or take. 5 bucks is a fair price. 

WHERE ARE WE GOING TO SELL THE TEA?
(you may ask)
The Sweet Tea should be up for sell inside the Wal-Marts and Gas Staions (pictures below) that share their location with McDonald's. You guys at corporate can make that happen?  Right?  


 Now you might be asking how much I want for this brilliant plan.
I'm not asking much. Just a token really, a trifle. You'll never even miss it. What I want from you is, 30% of all sells and 3 years of free food at any McDonald's (US). Thanks. 

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If you have any questions I would love to hear them.
email: SURARN420blazeit@gmail.com


Realest Nigga Breathing,
SUR ARN

March 24, 2014

TYLER VS. Q Twitter Beef?





We don't know whats happening in this convo, are they playing or nah?
 Didn't they just do a song together?
#CONFUSED  

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MARCH 24TH 2014
A DAY WITH ME.

KIMYE LIGHTER



^ I FOUND THE COOLEST WEED BAG ^
GO OUT AND ENJOY YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD PARK.

March 22, 2014

REVENGE! OVERDOZ.


We are too FUCKING excited to hit this show tomorrow night! #DESTOSDONTSTRESSHOES



March 20, 2014

SPRING UP!

Spring's here motherfuckas and that means the harvests have officially started. 
Background INFO: 
Buds ripen better in hot ass sweaty ball weather (aka Spring aka Bby$uMm3r ), so they grow larger and more fucking potent than if they had ripened in the bitch ass fall/winter . Happy Harvest !!!!!

March 12, 2014

Nik Nikateen Interview


I had the privilege of interviewing one of my favorite people in the beat game, NikNikateen.Beat Game Walter White. He produces crazy ass outta the world beats for Lil Debbie.
 (and you know how much I LOVE Lil Debbie)
Thanks again Nik.

1. Name,Where you reside? (Boring Shit) 
Nik aka YungHeisenberg from The Slums of Beverly Hills.

2. Who would you rather FUCK Tia or Tamera?
Tsharkeisha.

3. Favorite Emoji or Combo ?

4. Jim Carey or Will Ferrell and Why ?
Will Farrell. Anchor Man. dead.

5. Favorite Brand of Cigarettes and Why? 
Nat Sherman Classic Menthol. They are all natural no additives, so they r healthy. Unlike American Spirits they dont taste like burnt pubic hair.
  
6. Timbaland or Pharrell?
Neither. they both beatbox on their tracks. 

7. How long does it take to make a song?
an 1hr. to forever.


8. How is Lil Debbie, Riff Raff, Andy Milonakis in real life?
 Lil Deb is my lil sis, a sweetheart. She spits when she smokes tho like a street urchin. Riff is like entering orbit. he becomes the sun. Andy is arty and smart Af.
Lil Debbie Bake A Cake Video (NikNikateen as Heisenberg)

9. Last thing you Googled and Why?
nespresso capsules. just bought pops the 600$ one touch latte jawnt.

10. Mac or PC?
 Mac. altho genius bar is hell on earth

11. Do you still go on Myspace? 
 i stay on myspace. im still tryna hit girls up from 2004

12. Who are the biggest influences in your life?
my 4 dogs. they live in the present moment perfectly.

13.Favorite song(s) that you Help Make?
Pussy Too Hot. from song to vid its over the top modern art.

14. How did you come up with "Pussy Too Hot" with Dirty Nasty?
P2H was a 8bar loop till Tish Hyman @listen2tish heard it and in literally 5 minutes laid down hook. Me n Dirt knock out rest of lyrics but followed her cadences. I tweeked on beat for 3 days.

15. Favorite strain of Weed? 
I was a legit rasta for a decade. but then could never find my bumbaclot keys. or get off the couch. I dont drink or smoke no more. I work. 

16. Tell me something no one knows about you.
 I eat most meals standing up. I spend most my time alone w 4 dogs. I was a gracie juijitsu tournament champ and had 3 knee surgeries, now I box every other day at Wild Card Gym in Hollywood. I like black eyes better. 

17. Who would you work with if you can work with anyone, dead or alive?
Gil Scott Heron. Tupac. Blind Lemon Jefferson.

18.With all the craziness with fake ass now-a-days, whats your opinion?
Some people are just lonely and insecure

19.What do you like to watch on TV in your spare time?
I watch mostly audio tutorials and mafia documentaries

20.Do you have a Tumblr?
meh. I stay on IG @niknikateen.

LINKS:
Soundcloud - Instagram - Facebook
YouTube - Myspace - Twitter

Last Words? 
LET'S COOK!
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